[set to the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"] What's the buzzword for the bug That ends the century? Y-2-K ! Y-2-K ! P-A-N-I-C! Come along, and join the throng and raid the grocery D-I-S T-U-R B-A-N-C-E Beans and rice and spam (and guns!) Are all we need to be S-U-R V-I-V A-L-I-S-T Your box won't boot, so join the suit against the industry: M-A-L P-R-A C-T-I-C-E What will work and what will crash? It's all a mystery! P-R-E D-I-C A-M-E-N-T No more water, gas, or cash or electricity C-A-T A-S-T R-O-P-H-E Life gets nasty, brutish, short and poor as it can be A-P-O C-A-L Y-P-T-I-C Y2K (make a buck!), Y2K (make a buck!), Watch how consulting fees are raised up high! High! High! High! How did this whole mess occur and bring such misery? P-R-O (oh, sure, two digits is enough) G-R-A (airborne at midnight? good luck!) M-M-I-N-G ! Copyright (c) 1900 by Mike Morton (mike@mikemorton.com) and Evan Morton (evan_morton@yahoo.com)
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