Y-to-K, A Blonde Solution

This is a compilation of many slightly different versions of the same joke, sent to me from many sources (other humor lists, newsgroups, friends) ... too numerous to mention. Besides, this has been circulating recently.

Before you folks with blonde hair get mad at me, just remember that I wish that I had hair of any color ... ANY color ... ANY hair ... ANY HAIR AT ALL!

A report from a blonde programming team to the Y2K project management ...

Our staff has completed the 3 kears of work on time and on budget. We have gone through everk line of code in everk program in everk skstem. We have analkzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

and...

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

further...

Kears were a breeze, since thek are onlk spelled out in the Legal department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and twentk ankwak.

I trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made ank sense to us. But we understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in ank wak possible. And what does the kear 2000 have to do with it?

We'll await kour answer."

Sincerelk,
Mark

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