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Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all we do is fight anymore. I've been so upset that I've lost twenty pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him?" asked the friend.
"Oh! Not yet," the first replied. "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."