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We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The harried
hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each
group. "Party of two," the woman behind us said to her, "and
could we please have Michelle?"
Annoyed looks turned to knowing smiles when she added, "Michelle
is my daughter, and just once in my life I want her to wait on me!"