Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
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A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.
Bar-be-que (bar*bee*q) n.
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You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes,
diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but
he "made the dinner".
Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n.
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Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
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Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes Dryer (cloze dri*yer) n.
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An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
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A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a
half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
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The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
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To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
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What you spend a half hour writing, then forget to take with you to
the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
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Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to
duplicate again. See "Magician".
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.
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Similar to a black hole in space---if he goes in, he isn't coming out
anytime soon.
Lipstick (lip*stik) n.
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On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.
On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.....!
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
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A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and
romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
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Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you
try to remove it.
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