Visual Acuity Tes
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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test.
I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began. "Cover your
right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your
left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested.
There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line.
I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked.
He was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too
hard to finish the exam.