From the collection of Flem Winders
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Shared with to me by a friend (Thanks, Martha)
Voice mail was the man's sworn enemy. He never really understood how it worked. Finally he broke down and called the office operator to get instructions.
"I can send you an instruction sheet," the operator offered.
"Great, fax it right over."
"Sure thing," the operator replied, "but fax it right back. It's my only copy."