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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was
a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a
schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at
that table and write: 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!!"