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When my brother-in-law was on leave from the Navy, he brought home a heavily tattooed friend.
We all sat down to Sunday lunch and my four-year-old nephew couldn't take his eyes off the man's colorful arms.
Curiosity finally got the better of him. Politely, he asked the visitor, "Didn't your mother give you paper to write on?"