- Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests
- See if a yawn really is contagious
- Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek.
If not, raise your hand and tell the minister.
- Devise ways of climbing into the balcony without using the stairs
- Listen for the speakers to use a word beginning with 'A'
then 'B and so on through the alphabet.
- Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the
pews ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with
10 points for every marble that made it to the front
- Using church notice-sheets or newcomers cards for raw materials,
design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
- Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the lavatory.
- Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted
on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn.
- By unobtrusively drawing your arms up into your sleeves, turn
your shirt inside out.
- Try to raise one eyebrow
- Think about your chin for an entire minute
- Twiddle your thumbs
- Twiddle your neighbor's thumbs
- Wiggle your ears so that the people behind you will notice