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My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk cafe in
Huntington Beach, California. Our waitress looked like
a real surfer girl: athletic with a great tan and blonde
hair. Mulling over the menu, my guy asked her if the
roast beef was rare.
The waitress gave us a stare and replied, "Well, no. We
have it, like, just about every day."