The Sermon

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Barney)

One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation:

"My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons ... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.

"Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."

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