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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing
and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened,
honey?" the man asks.
"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking, the
phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I
didn't notice the stove had caught on fire. It went up in seconds.
Everything is gone. I nearly didn't make it out of the house.
Poor Fluffy is gone........"
"Wait! Back up a minute," the man says. "My agent called?"