It was halfway through the school year and the principal was lecturing
the teachers during a faculty meeting. He presented a painful list of
all their failures, flaws and shortcomings. The list of transgressions
seemed endless. Then he announced that the science club was
sponsoring a blood drive, and that, to promote faculty involvement,
he would donate the first pint of blood.
An anxious voice from the rear of the room asked, "Whose?"