Scented Candles for Men


Emailed to me by a friend who wanted to remain anonymous.
(You know who you are ... Thanks for sharing!)


It seems in this day and time you can't go into an area dominated by a woman 
without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of some kind of bizarre 
scented candle.  Everything from 'Boysenberry Vanilla Potpourri' to 'Spice 
Orange Jasmine Chocolate'.  Sometimes it gives me a headache!

Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles.  Below you will find a 
few scents men would appreciate.



SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN

'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Baseball Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint


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