Sal the Pilot
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Sal, a pilot for a major airline, carries his running clothes in a
backpack, freeing his hands for his luggage. On one trip, he told me,
he noticed passers-by grinning at him in the terminal. Sal smiled back.
Maybe some of them were on my last flight, he thought.
His ego was brimming until he got to the cockpit and stowed his bags.
That's when he saw the "Parachute" sign his co-workers had stuck to his
backpack.