Rudolph the Red
Found posted in a humor newsgroup.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith were touring Russia. Their guide argued all the time. As the couple was leaving Moscow, the husband said, "Look, it's snowing out."
The guide disagreed, "No, sir, it's raining out."
"I still think it's snowing," said Mr. Smith.
But his wife replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear."
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