Found posted in a humor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny.reruns)
FOR SALE
Nine white reindeer. Male. Range in age from 5-13 years.
TB and brucellosis tested; current on all vaccinations,
vet-checked and come with health certificates and guarantee
of flight. Lead deer has dermatological condition which is
chronic, but doesn't seem to affect pulling ability or
visual accuracy. One owner. $2,000.00 apiece/ first $17,000
takes all. Tired of the cold weather and moving to Phoenix.
Please contact: Mr. S. Claus, snc@workshop.arc.npole