Prove It!


Emailed to me from another humor list.


Proof by example: 
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The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains 
most of the ideas of the general proof. 


Proof by intimidation: 
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"Trivial." 


Proof by vigorous handwaving: 
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Works well in a classroom or seminar setting. 


Proof by cumbersome notation: 
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Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols. 


Proof by exhaustion: 
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An issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful. 


Proof by omission: 
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"The reader may easily supply the details"
"The other 253 cases are analogous"
"..." 


Proof by obfuscation: 
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A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically 
related statements. 


Proof by wishful citation: 
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The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a 
theorem from the literature to support his claims. 


Proof by funding: 
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How could three different government agencies be wrong? 


Proof by eminent authority: 
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"I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-complete." 


Proof by personal communication: 
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"Eight-dimensional colored cycle stripping is NP-complete 
[Karp, personal communication]." 


Proof by reduction to the wrong problem: 
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"To see that infinite-dimensional colored cycle stripping is 
decidable, we reduce it to the halting problem." 


Proof by reference to inaccessible literature: 
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The author cites a simple corollary of a theorem to be found 
in a privately circulated memoir of the Slovenian Philological 
Society, 1883. 


Proof by importance: 
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A large body of useful consequences all follow from the 
proposition in question. 


Proof by accumulated evidence: 
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Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample. 


Proof by cosmology: 
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The negation of the proposition is unimaginable or meaningless. 
Popular for proofs of the existence of God. 


Proof by mutual reference: 
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In reference A, Theorem 5 is said to follow from Theorem 3 in 
reference B, which is shown to follow from Corollary 6.2 in 
reference C, which is an easy  consequence of Theorem 5 in 
reference A. 


Proof by metaproof: 
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A method is given to construct the desired proof. The correctness 
of the method is proved by any of these techniques. 


Proof by picture: 
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A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well with 
proof by omission. 


Proof by vehement assertion: 
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It is useful to have some kind of authority relation to the audience. 


Proof by ghost reference: 
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Nothing even remotely resembling the cited theorem appears in the 
reference given. 


Proof by forward reference: 
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Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is 
often not as forthcoming as at first. 


Proof by semantic shift: 
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Some of the standard but inconvenient definitions are changed for 
the statement of the result. 


Proof by appeal to intuition: 
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Cloud-shaped drawings frequently help here.


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