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Before I could start my first job right out of college I had
to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up
with my driver's license and birth certificate.
The clerk looked at my driver's license and copied down some
information. She then picked up my birth certificate and
gave it a long look.
"Is anything wrong?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date."