How'd you get that wooden leg, mate?
Ay, it got bit off by a varmit shark.
How'd you get that metal hook?
Lost 'er in a sword fight . . . guy cut off me bloody hand.
How'd you get that eye patch?
Well, I was up in the crows nest and I looked up to spy this seagull. The dang thing got me right in the eye!
Well, how'd THAT make you blind?
Arr, it was the first day I had me hook!
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