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1. This male piggy went to market.
2. This female piggy stayed home performing demeaning menial tasks at the behest of the male piggy.
3. This male piggy had roast beef painstakingly prepared by the female piggy who was never appreciated for all her domestic engineering. And that female piggy had none because she knew through psychotherapy that the route to empowerment was to reject the traditional notions of right and wrong and to poison the male piggy with roast beef that had been fed bovine growth hormone.
4. So this male piggy cried "wee wee wee" all the way to the hospital where he succumbed to stomach distress.
5. And this female piggy took over his market and ran it as a non-exploitative cooperative celebrating the values of piggy diversity.
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