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An older gentleman needed surgery. His son was a renowned
surgeon. The man insisted that his son perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to
his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son, Do your best and just remember, if
it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and live with you and your wife."