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We purchased an old home in northern New York State
from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast
approaching and I was concerned about the house's
lack of insulation.
"If they could live here all those years, so can
we," my husband confidently declared.
One November night, the temperature plunged to
below zero and we woke up to find our interior
walls covered with frost. My husband called the
sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm.
After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For
the past 30 years," he announced, "they've gone to
Florida for the winter."