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"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed
woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during
your sermon."
"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.
"It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the churchgoer. "Ralph
has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."