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When I had a job at the photo-developing counter of a pharmacy, the
film was sometimes developed incorrectly. If this occurred, we did
not charge our customers. Once a man came to pick up his pictures,
which were marked $0.00, indicating that not one of them had turned
out right.
The customer asked to see the photos, and when I noticed the odd
splotches of color all over the pictures, I apologized profusely.
"Oh, no, these are fine," he said happily. "I'm a microbiologist, and
these are my bacteria cultures."