New Technology
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A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for
several years and felt uneasy, not knowing about all the new technology. A technician
followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes
and wires and dials.
"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.
"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine."