Naming the Suspects
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The following is a quote from a director of sports
information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some
mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals:
"We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through
two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was
an unlocked gate."