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My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared
for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24x7x365. Her meals
are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a
year for a check-up, and during the year whenever any medical
needs arise. For all this she pays nothing, and nothing is
required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required
to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it
up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She is
living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses or
responsibilities whatsoever. All of her costs are picked
up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me: My
cat is a Congressman!!