Monday A.M.
Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control.
Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner
planned. Your lunch is on a tray in refrigerator:
fruit cup, finger-sandwiches. Thermos of hot tea by
bedside. See you around six.
Tuesday A.M.
Honey: Sorry about the egg rack in the refrigerator.
Hope you got back to sleep. Did the kids tell you
about the Coke I put in the Thermoses? The school might
call you on this. Dinner may be a little late. I'm
doing your door-to-door canvas for liver research.
Your lunch is in refrigerator. Hope you like leftover
chili.
Wednesday A.M.
Dear Doris: Why in the name of all that is sane would
you put soap powder in the flour canister! If you
have time, could you please come up with a likely spot
for Chris's missing shoes? We've checked the clothes
hamper, garage, back seat of the car and wood box. Did
you know the school has a ruling on bedroom slippers?
There's some cold pizza for you on a napkin in the
oven drawer. Will be late tonight. Driving eight Girl
Scouts to tour meatpacking house.
Thursday A.M.
Doris: Don't panic over water in hallway. It crested
last night at 9 P.M. Will finish laundry tonight.
Please pencil in answers to following:
1. How do you turn on the garbage disposal?
2. How do you turn off the milkman?
3. Why would that rotten kid leave his shoes in his boots?
4. How do you remove a Confederate flag inked on the palm of a small boy's hand?
5. What do you do with leftovers when they begin to snap at you when you open the door?
I don't know what you're having for lunch! Surprise me!
Friday A.M.
Hey: Don't drink from pitcher by the sink. Am trying
to restore pink dress shirt to original white. Take
heart. Tonight, the ironing will be folded, house
cleaned and dinner on time. I called your mother.
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