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At our Mother/Daughter banquet, the pastor's wife asked for
the daughters to come forward to share what their mothers
had taught them. She choose my 14-year-old daughter first.
As I sat there reviewing all the wonderful things I had taught
her, she said to the crowd, "My mom taught me to love my
body now, because I'm going to hate it when I'm 40."