Missing Newspaper

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, Bud)

The irate customer, calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Ma'am," said the employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday."

There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

"So that's why no one was in church today."

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