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A teenager who had just received her learner's permit for
driving offered to drive her parents to church. After a
hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.
"Thank you!" said the mother as she got out of the car and
breathed a sigh of relief.
"Anytime," her daughter replied.
As the mother closed the door she said, "I wasn't talking to
you. I was talking to God."