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A lawyer says to a witness on the stand, "Now, sir, did you, or did you not,
on the date in question or at any time, say to the defendant or anyone else
that the statement imputed to you and denied by the plaintiff was a matter
of moment or otherwise? Answer me, yes or no."
The witness looked at the lawyer, "Yes or no, what?"