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A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas had been doing very
badly in the casinos. The groom told the bride, "I have a
hunch that I can turn our luck around if I go down to the casino
alone."
Once in the casino, he put a dollar into each of two slot
machines. He hit the jackpot on both of them and walked away
with $10,000. He then played blackjack for a couple of hours
until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped
his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his
luck hadn't run out. So he took all his money and placed it on
Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money. The
ball landed on Double Zero.
He returned to his room. His bride asked, "How did you do?"
The groom shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."