Emailed to me from another humor list (Clean Laffs)
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It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning
his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when
a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the
gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee,
please!"
Murray was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious
to the interruption.
Again the announcement - "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee
kindly back up to the men's tee!"
Murray had enough. He straightens up and shouts, "Would the
announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my
second shot?"