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Two men were playing golf together for the very first time.
The first player teed off and hit the ball into a clump of
trees. He finally got onto the fairway, only to hit the ball
into a water hazard. The next shot resulted in a new ball
flying over a fence onto a busy street.
The second player said, "Maybe you should use an old ball
for this shot."
The first player replied, "I don't have any old golf balls."