Emailed to me from another humor list (Humor Digest)
Submitted there by Bill Edwards (edwards_bill@colstate.edu)
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send
him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and
the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called
the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious
mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry
for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this.
Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers
with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location'"