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Our cat, Figaro, comes home between 10 or 11 at night to
eat. If he's late, I turn on the carport light and call him
until he appears.
One day my daughter was explaining to a friend where we live,
and her friend said, "Is that anywhere near the house where
the woman stands on her steps late at night and sings opera?"