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A pastor and his family (including two children) were invited to attend a cousin's high school graduation. He thought he'd prepare the kids, knowing how fidgety they can get.
"Graduations are sometimes long, boring events," he said. "I want you guys to behave and not ask constantly when it's going to be over."
"Don't worry, Dad. We'll live," the daughter replied. "We last through all your sermons, don't we?"