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After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah
started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending
she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told
her mother, "and I'll grant them."
Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her
wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother
requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep
of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged. The mother, with a glance
down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish,
"I wish to have a trim figure again."
The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly.
"I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.