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My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When
an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point
of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an
environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve of destroying
bamboo forests for throwaway utensils."
The waiter inspected her chopsticks. "Very beautiful," he said
politely. "Ivory.