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My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted
a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the
difference was.
He told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied,
"The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run
into too much traffic."