Do You Realize...
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A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said
to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a
couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this
store?"
"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the
United States Congress?"
"Well no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all
right. I'll trust you anyway."