The Dopeler Effect

Emailed to me by a friend (Thanks, James)
Later I found some more in a newsgroup (misc.news.internet.discuss)

The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

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Giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as on the CNN Tower.

Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

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