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A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior
for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their
parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second-grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the
priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."