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Frustrated at my attempts to find something suitable for my diminutive daughter to wear that didn't look like something for a child, I approached a rather harried-looking saleswoman.
"What do you have for a petite woman about five feet tall, around 95 to 100 pounds?" I asked.
The short, pleasantly plump clerk looked at me with a rueful smile. "Nothing but contempt," she said.