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At the dentist's office for oral surgery, I was handed a couple
of forms to fill out. As I signed the first one, I joked with
the receptionist, "Does this say that even if you pull my head
completely off, I can't sue you?"
"No, that's the next sheet. This one says you still have to pay
us."