A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you
six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies,
"All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some
asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce.
I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish,
vegtables, everything." "Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the
problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is
highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new
plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which
the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate
like chrome for the Hollandaise!"