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A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked
that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be
turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once
getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out
the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."